The Toledo
Blade has responded. I won't quote verbatim, but if I may summarize their findings:

- I'm a reckless boob. [Ed:—No argument there!]
- The Director of Photography was involved in selecting photos on the day of the shoot, and didn't see anything unusual at the time.
- They have internally done a frame-by-frame analysis, and the photo in question is in line with the rest of the shots from on-scene.
- No alterations were visible in any of the shots.
- Mr. Wadsworth used: Canon 5D 16-35mm zoom f/2.8 lens.
- Image originally recorded in RAW format, resulting in 30mb file per-frame.
- Oddities in photo related to high field-of-view. [Ed.:—combined with absolutely awful image resizing software. Might want to upgrade that, Luann!]
- We were caught in the past, so we'll admit it if we get caught again. [Ed.:—Not sure about the logic on that one]
- And, last but not least:
We're gonna sue you! [Ed.:—Sigh. Never heard that one before...]
I'm satisfied by their technical answer, and as I had said from the beginning, this was nothing that was a "sure" thing. As such, I do offer my deepest apologies to Jeremy Wadsworth for this, and trust that his reputation will not be affected in the least by someone as insignificant as myself. (Besides which, judging by his
bio photo, he'd beat me up right quick on any given day!)
My hat's off to the Blade's editorial staff for their quick (if not intellectually violent) response. And, should their Counsel come calling, please notice that my current net worth can be summarized
thusly (see illustration).
Update: From the "You Ever See A Story Come Apart Like That?" department:—Rhonda Shearer of the
Art Science Research Laboratory has been in touch with the Steele family regarding this photo. The verdict?
Yeah, you guessed it:—It is
completely genuine, and it depicts exactly what they saw when they were in hospital.
It doesn't make me feel any better, but my thanks are due to Ms. Shearer for getting that cleared up with a bit of that old-fashioned "investigative" journalism.
(Maybe I'll have to try that out one of these days.)
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