High Five!
Muhammad and Allah congratulate each other on a job well done. Death to the infidels!
Will they ever come back? Yes and no
Vote Obama
This balloon may as well have لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال ("There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is his Messenger") inscribed on it...
Allah Works In Mysterious Ways
The best laugh I've had in ages was last year when Palestinian terrorists, and their supporters, died in a tsunami of [Ed.:—"crap"]. Who says Allah doesn't have a sense of humour?
Aziza heard someone shouting, telling her to run away. She got out of the hut, then went back in because she had forgotten her head covering.
The wall of raw human waste slammed into them. It knocked her down and tore the baby from her arms.
He drowned. They found his body against the wall of the mosque a hundred metres away.
So, what have the "freedom fighters" of Palestine done to prevent another cosmic joke in my Islamophobic universe? Absolutely nothing.
Sadi said that the lakes [of untreated sewage] are 11m (36ft) higher than the surrounding land, and only the earth walls around them hold the muck in.
In this single spot alone - and he said other parts of Gaza were as bad - the lakes were so big that if the dykes burst a tsunami of sewage 6m (20ft) or 7m (23ft) high would swamp an area inhabited by 10,000 people.
Sadi Ali worries that a stray bomb or missile could break a dyke.
I have no doubt Sadi is concerned about terrorist missiles or bombs, right? But I'm certain Sadi values his life too much to suggest the Palestinian government should spend more money on the welfare of Gaza residents rather than the arming of Palestinian militants or blaming the Jews for their predicament.
Either way it works out for me. There'll be peace, or another tsunami of Islamic karma to brighten my day.
Allahu achbar!
Al Qaeda To 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists: We Did It
Al Qaeda demands a little respect:
Didn't The Onion cover this story on April Fools Day? Continue reading »
CAIRO, Egypt — Usama bin Laden's chief deputy in an audiotape Tuesday accused Shiite Iran of trying to discredit the Sunni Al Qaeda terror network by spreading the conspiracy theory that Israel was behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
Didn't The Onion cover this story on April Fools Day? Continue reading »
Illegals have their day...
.... in several courts.
To me this is just a wash in problems. Imagine being taken to jail and arrested for being the victim?
From OneNewsNow website comes this little gem of how your United States Constitution works to protect citizen's rights....
To me this is just a wash in problems. Imagine being taken to jail and arrested for being the victim?
From OneNewsNow website comes this little gem of how your United States Constitution works to protect citizen's rights....
Attorney Gary Kreep says a California man is being sued by a group of Hispanic day-laborers who claim he attacked them, even though witnesses and photographic evidence clearly indicate he was the victim.Continue reading »
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Ehud Olmert, much maligned for his complete inability to defend Sderot from rocket attacks, does his best impression of we eeeeeeeevil Zionists:
Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert reacts as he adjusts his shirt during a meeting with US Congress members at the Knesset, Israel's parliament, in Jerusalem, Monday, Feb. 18, 2008. Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert gave his military a 'free hand' to hit Gaza militants after a rocket slammed into a house in an Israeli town following a visit there by the new U.N. humanitarian chief, who called for an end to the daily salvos. (AP Photo/Dan Balilty)
She's Dead to Me
... but apparently, Madonna She Who Shall Not Be Named doesn't seem to like "American" life. Spoken, of course, from the comfort of England.
Video's here, if you want to see it. I can't decide whether she's worth the full attention of an Embedded Player or not.
Here's the life that she'd apparently prefer that we all live:
Yeah, America's so much more evil for the world than this. Right.
One other thing:Madonna She Who Shall Not Be Named might want to go out and get fitted for her burqa, sooner rather than later. She's going to need it in Merry Olde Londonistan real soon.
Oh wait, that's right—She can afford to move to whatever country she wants. Good for her. I'm thinking Zimbabwe's nice 'round this time of year.
Video's here, if you want to see it. I can't decide whether she's worth the full attention of an Embedded Player or not.
Here's the life that she'd apparently prefer that we all live:
Freedom of expression for every woman—So long as they shut up and hold the sign I give them.
Orig: Female Egyptian students hold papers that read "Save Ghaza" in front of a university during a protest in Cairo January 23, 2008.Tens of thousands of Palestinians poured into Egypt from the Gaza Strip on Wednesday through a border wall blown up by militants and stocked up on food and fuel in short supply due to an Israeli blockade. REUTERS/Goran Tomasevic (EGYPT)
Orig: Female Egyptian students hold papers that read "Save Ghaza" in front of a university during a protest in Cairo January 23, 2008.Tens of thousands of Palestinians poured into Egypt from the Gaza Strip on Wednesday through a border wall blown up by militants and stocked up on food and fuel in short supply due to an Israeli blockade. REUTERS/Goran Tomasevic (EGYPT)
Yeah, America's so much more evil for the world than this. Right.
One other thing:
Oh wait, that's right—She can afford to move to whatever country she wants. Good for her. I'm thinking Zimbabwe's nice 'round this time of year.
