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I always knew Dick Cheney hated the press, I just never knew he hated them this much:



If nothing else, this serves as a perfect illustration for the power of the press... versus the rear end of a Boeing C-32.

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Remember our odd Windows Vista promo from last week? Looks like it's not the first time Microsoft has gone on the impossible mission:



Of course, to turn this into even more marketing gold, allow me to point out that everything will feel like an "impossible mission" under Windows Vista.

Oof. What a pun.

If you're time-constrained, be sure to skip forward to 2:37 for the best part. Big hat tip to Da Boyz for this hilarity. Continue reading »

Ever wonder what your pets think about? Wonder no more...

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Or was it "the artist formerly known as...?"

Who's to say.

It's one thing to lose some silly bet over whether or not you can ride a bull. It's entirely another to be humiliated into holding onto an electric fence for 8 seconds as a result [Slight language warning]:



The funniest part for me is that it took three tries to find an electric fence that worked.

Ed Morrissey has given me a headache with his high prose (yes, he actually uses the word gestalt in a serious, non-punworthy inflection), but the video he's mocking is definitely a hoot.



Windows Vista SP1: It's Almost What Vista 1.0 Should've Been, duuuude!

You know, I think stuff like this would've been pretty obvious already, but apparently it's not:



Oof, that hurts the team!