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Islam - always a leader in promoting justice and tolerance...

Muslim villagers in Mymensingh district eager to rid the area of the Christian work of a local pastor have gang-raped his 13-year-old daughter, the girl's father said.

Pastor Motilal Das of United Bethany Church said that at around 3 a.m. on Friday (May 2) the villagers sexually assaulted his daughter, Elina Das, and left her unconscious in front of his house in an attempt to drive him and his Christian ministry out of Laksmipur village in Fulbaria sub-district, 120 kilometers (75 miles) north of the capital.

Local residents have long been angry with him for his ministry and evangelism, he said, and he has received death threats.

Fortunately, this child was not a Muslim, else she would have been stoned to death for having the audacity to allow herself to be gang-raped by a bunch of mis-understanders of the religion of Islam.

Allahu achbar!

From the comedic brilliance that is TNOYF:

9. That recurring nightmare where I’m in front of a million screaming jihadists with an American flag and a box of damp matches.

8. When a cranky rotator cuff requires inaccurate, sidearm hurling at stonings.

7. Matzo and Brisket Day in the jihadist cafeteria

6. The inexplicable failure of consumer electronics companies to recognize the marketing opportunity in blood-resistant video cameras.

You'll have to hop on over for the rest. And be sure to read more at Michelle's place and find the authoritative list over here.

Remember our eccentric student election from Hebron University? Well hold on to your seats, because it looks like the results are in! And the winners are...

(Drumroll please)

Militant Group #2:

Palestinian Fatah supporters shoot in the air after winning the student council election at the Hebron University in the West Bank city of Hebron, Wednesday, May 7, 2008. Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas's Fatah won student elections at Hebron University, once a Hamas stronghold. (AP Photo/Nasser Shiyoukhi)

Congratulations on your continued thuggery, ye Jihadi Council! Be sure to stay classy, y'all!

Update: Regular reader Frank B. offers some amusing feedback on this monumental (-ly predictable) election:

In viewing the linked photo of "Militant Group #2", several thoughts come to mind. The students at Hebron U seem a bit older than their American counterparts. They seem to have a very cavalier attitude about guns on campus. And an even more cavalier attitude about loosing off rounds willy-nilly into the air. If that happened in the US, how long before the campus was invaded by local, state, and federal SWAT teams in armored personal carriers?

No kidding, Frank—I'm betting that Hebron U offers a wide variety of interesting continuing-education topics on such promising subjects as:

• Weapons Mis-management;
• Jew-Hating;
• Blame-Shifting;
• Tunnel Digging; and the ever popular
• Peace, Love, and Explodin' for Fun and Games

Where do I sign up?

I don't really see much of a problem with them having a "very cavalier attitude about guns on campus," though. The ancestors of the Commonwealth of Virginia ain't exactly known as "Cavaliers" for nuthin'.

As we have seen in relation to Denmark, it would seem that using a pen to either write or draw Islam's Muhammed is worthy of death, destruction, hate, and a little screaming.

However, should you actually use a sword or gun on a Muhammed, ....... that is perfectly okie dokie !!!

Heck, kill 60 of them. No one seems to care about that.

Thanks to JihadWatch

Lebanese singer Haifa Wehbe is this close—yeah, that's a visual joke... and yeah, this is still a "written" blog—to being banned in Bahrain:

A raunchy Lebanese singer is causing controversy in Bahrain, where she is due to perform for the first time.

All but one of the members of the Gulf kingdom's Islamist-dominated parliament have approved a motion urging the government to ban Haifa Wehbe's show.

They objected on the grounds that the pop superstar's performance would be sexually provocative, violating Islamic conventions and Bahrain's traditions.

Organisers had earlier promised she would dress modestly during the show.

Judging by this video, I'd say the Bahranian parliament is underestimating her "special skills" by a long shot. Quoth my long-ago hero, "Homina homina, how WOW!"

Based on what I can tell from her average live show, though, they seem to be worried about a whole bunch of nothing:


Not so fatwa-worthy, if you ask me.

Since I'm sitting in the middle of a lecture over here, I've got the computer on mute on mute, so I can't really comment on her actual vocal skills. This is a visual story, though, so if it bugs you, feel free to join me with El Muto Buttono and judge based on the visuals and stuff.

Oh yeah—h/t fishhound!

Now that I'm out of class, I can give this an actual listen. Not as bad as I figured it would be, and certainly no worse than some of the crud I've highlighted over here.

I wish I could bring you photographic proof that chivalry is not dead. Sadly, I cannot.

"Keep on walking, dear. We're almost there."

I'll have to remember to try that line next time we're out and about with the donkey.