Remember our
eccentric student election from
Hebron University? Well hold on to your seats, because it looks like the results are in! And the winners are...
(Drumroll please)
Militant Group #2:
Palestinian Fatah supporters shoot in the air after winning the student council election at the Hebron University in the West Bank city of Hebron, Wednesday, May 7, 2008. Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas's Fatah won student elections at Hebron University, once a Hamas stronghold. (AP Photo/Nasser Shiyoukhi)
Congratulations on your continued thuggery, ye Jihadi Council! Be sure to
stay classy, y'all!
Update: Regular reader Frank B. offers some
amusing feedback on this monumental (-ly predictable) election:
In viewing the linked photo of "Militant Group #2", several thoughts come to mind. The students at Hebron U seem a bit older than their American counterparts. They seem to have a very cavalier attitude about guns on campus. And an even more cavalier attitude about loosing off rounds willy-nilly into the air. If that happened in the US, how long before the campus was invaded by local, state, and federal SWAT teams in armored personal carriers?
No kidding, Frank—I'm betting that
Hebron U offers a
wide variety of interesting continuing-education topics on such promising subjects as:
- Weapons Mis-management;
- Jew-Hating;
- Blame-Shifting;
- Tunnel Digging; and the ever popular
- Peace, Love, and Explodin' for Fun and Games
Where do I sign up?
I don't really see much of a problem with them having a "very cavalier attitude about
guns on campus," though. The ancestors of the Commonwealth of Virginia ain't exactly known as "Cavaliers" for
nuthin'.