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See? It works. Look at how intriguing Bashar looks today:
I say we make it the Two-and-a-Thug Coreys.
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Yep, you guessed it—Mahmoud dropped the box:
I'm going to be out of town for the next couple of days, so if you don't hear from me before the next couple of days are up, hope y'all have a good couple of days!
"I am so ashamed..."
I'm going to be out of town for the next couple of days, so if you don't hear from me before the next couple of days are up, hope y'all have a good couple of days!
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Mahmoud's adventure continues:
(Okay, so maybe doing this feature so early in the morning isn't always the best idea...)
"Umm, yes... So where was I supposed to put this glass box again?"
(Okay, so maybe doing this feature so early in the morning isn't always the best idea...)
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Don't trip, Mahmoud! You don't want to drop that glass box on the poor photographer down at the bottom of the stairs!
Whew!
"Is as easy as oppressing my wife."
Whew!
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Mahmoud the Chair Salesman is back:
(Work with me here... I'm dreadfully low on caffeine this morning!)
"Next year's models are here today!"
(Work with me here... I'm dreadfully low on caffeine this morning!)
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A loving sense of beauty, equality, and feminism, brought to you by the Iranian mullahocracy:
The hijab:—Live it, like it, love it. Or else.
The selection is second to none.
The hijab:—Live it, like it, love it. Or else.
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Look, Ma—A turd!
Who would've guessed that today's Turd Edition would come with a Bonus Released-Prisoner-Turd, to boot? Turd McTurd turd happy turd-day.
Must be a 4th grade kinda day today. Or maybe, it's time to go and grab the coffee...
"I took this time away from hiding in my bunker... to hide some more in my bunker."
Who would've guessed that today's Turd Edition would come with a Bonus Released-Prisoner-Turd, to boot? Turd McTurd turd happy turd-day.
Must be a 4th grade kinda day today. Or maybe, it's time to go and grab the coffee...
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