snapped shot

now in ap-approved text mode

 
What happened to the pictures? Exhibit A, Exhibit B
Will they ever come back? Yes and no

Sticky Postings

For Yeniçag, A Gift

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I don't know if this counts as a "funny" parody, but it's wholeheartedly dedicated to the Turkish tabloid that has started whipping up the fires of hatred against the "controversial" Belgian pulpit.

"Bacon is delicious."


On a lighter note, the pulpit does seem oddly reminiscent of the McDonald's playgrounds I used to play on as a kid. With that inspiration, maybe this one will be a bit more understandable:

MoHammed's: We Do Bacon Right.


Of course, considering how Europeans feel about McDonalds, I might be looking forward to a long series of death threats from people named Sven for that last one... ;-)

And yes, I'm stickying this post for maximum effect, Yeniçag. I definitely want y'all to appreciate it. Continue reading »
 

Tepublican Caption of the Day

A slight "oopsie" by the Associated Press:

Anti-war protesters wait outside of St. Albans Gun and Archery in Charleston, W.Va., Friday, May 16, 2008,for the arrival of Tepublican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. (AP Photo/Jeff Gentner)

 

Happy Nakba, Y'all!

Peaceful pro-terrorist thoughts from the Islamic Republic of Peace, Love, and Iran.


As I mentioned yesterday, today is actually the day after this year's Nakba. But, as I also mentioned, there is still plenty of time for hilarity, as Friday is the traditional day of Muslim prayer, introspection, and carefully-coordinated rage. As promised, here are today's highlights—Shaken, not stirred; Linked, not embedded.

Jordan:
 Darth Vader rages against Israel.
 Your Average Hometown Hero.
 Always against, never for.

Pakistan:
 What don't they hate?
 One sign, two photographers, three different angles. (And yeah, these guys aren't technically celebrating the Naqba in this shot, but this protest did turn into a Bash Israel-fest, as any good protest will.)
 Remember: "Innocent" Muslims carry RPGs, too!
 The banner reads: "[Happy] Down with America and Israel Day." That is what today is all about, isn't it? Incidentally, I think the correct translation would be "Death To ... Day."
 More gentle culture—I reckon those are pretty fancy flying carpets, eh?

Egypt: (our Partners in Peace!)
 Guess which coward's picture makes an appearance?

Palestinian Terror-tories:
 Celebrating as only they can.

Brussels: (Yes, it's an Islamic city)
 99 Luftballoons? I thought that was a German song!

Pamela over at Atlas Shrugs has embedded pictures here. I remember back when I could do that. Sniff...

I'll have more pics as I run across them. If you find any that I've missed (search here, here, and here), just drop 'em down in the comments.
 

£5,000 for Breaking Ye Wind

Sounds like this guy was taking a page out of the AoSHQ lifestyle. I guess I'll have to cut back on this type of chicanery:

A bullied office worker has been awarded £5,000 after her boss raised his right buttock from his chair and broke wind in her direction.

Humiliated mother-of-three Theresa Bailey, 43, was the only woman on a sales team where "laddish" behaviour made her life a misery, and continued despite complains to senior managers.


Funny—The URL for this story over at the Daily Mail includes the tag "&Thbbbbt." I can't seem to find that one listed in ye HTML specs...
 

Fauxtographic Bullet Injury?

Notice: This story was first reported by Bob Owens over at Confederate Yankee. He's placed an inquiry with his contacts at the Associated Press, but at time of writing, has not heard back from them yet.


A blogger over at the Virginia College Republican Federation has raised some questions about the truthfulness of this AP photograph (alternate angle here). I don't know if I'm totally convinced yet, but if any of y'all have experience with the standard techniques for removing bullets from a patient's arm, I'm definitely open to hearing your thoughts.

Here's a real close crop of the area in question. Hopefully, this is just enough of the picture to show you what we're talking about, without angering the angry mob of lawyers. (Oh, and if you're from the aforementioned mob and have a problem with this, just let me know, and I'll fix it for you.)

A doctor tries to pull out a bullet from a woman's arm in a hospital in the Shiite enclave of Sadr City in Baghdad, Iraq, Wednesday, May 14, 2008. The woman was hit yesterday standing in front of her house in Sadr City. It was not clear who fired the round. (AP Photo/Karim Kadim)


Of course, the truly important thing in this scenario is what I've bolded in the caption above. A bullet was most likely fired. It appears to have hit a bystander. It is not, however, known where the bullet came from, which means that the blame can't be immediately laid on the U.S. Army and its Iraqi allies.

(And for the record, I'm very glad to see that the Associated Press didn't start by repeating such baseless allegations!)

Update: I can comfortably say that upon review of the alternate angle, Archimedes' point #10 is total bunk. And while the crop on the alternate shot is too tight to say for sure, I'd suspect that there's also a good chance that #7 is, too—as there's most likely a surgical table around somewhere with instruments on it. In fact, if you look in the lower-right-hand corner of the main shot, you can see the legs of such a table.

It does look pretty crowded for a surgical operation, though. Perhaps that's another "cultural thing" about Iraq that I just don't understand?

I'd definitely love to hear from all you medical and weaponry experts about this.

Update: From the "How'd I miss that?" department, Bob Owens points out that he's already covered this story. His conclusion?

I suspect that this is less a case of "fauxtography" than a curious physiological response, but Associated Press cameraman Karim Kadim captured this photo of a Sadr City woman having a bullet removed from her forearm.


In his (e-mailed) opinion, the only points on Archimedes' list that are most likely valid are #1 and #7. (I'd argue about #7, since there may have been an incision that is obscured by the doctor's hand, but I'll admit that's not a very strong argument..)

Sorry I missed your earlier post, Bob! :-)
 

Daily Dictator

Mahmoud hops on the latest dance craze:

"Heeeeeeeey, Macarena!"


As doubleplusundead has helpfully pointed out, it's more likely that Mahmoud is doing the Vogue. Shudder... Madonna.
 

Almost Nakba 2008: Israel is a Racits

When stealing mindless memes from leftist groups, it's always wise to check your spelling:

Israel is a racits and terrorist entity.

From the Caption: Arab demonstrators carry placards during a demonstration to mark the 60th anniversary of "Nakba" in Damascus May 15,2008. Thousands of people marked the 60th anniversary of "Nakba" or "catastrophe", commemorating when hundreds of thousands of Palestinians were expelled or fled from their homes in the war that led to the founding of Israel in 1948. REUTERS/Khaled al-Hariri (SYRIA)


I understand the mistake, of course. When one's rushing to parrot a leftist catchphrase in the latest Rageapalooza, little things like spelling do tend to fall to the wayside.

There are plenty of somber Nakba commemorations going on today, but you'll have to wait for tomorrow, the day of Islamic prayer and worship (and coordinated rage) to see the truly massive protests. I'll be watching the wires as usual, and hope to post links—Don't worry, Priti—to the best pictures of the day when they come across. [Ed.:—Today's officially the anniversary, it would seem. Not sure how that'll affect tomorrow. If past performance is any indication, there'll still be plenty of hilarity left for the wires, but we'll see...]

Exit Question: Did you know that Liberation of Palestine is a scared duty?

It was news to me, too!

Update: Glamour Shots: Palestine?

Update: Celebrate diversity.