Record Speed!
It would seem that, in less than 12 hours, the dastardly Zionists have killed the leader of the brand new offshoot of Al-Aqsa Martys Brigades. Score one for the home team!
Notice that Mohammed Ballas and Mohammed Torokman were both present at the press conference announcing this new terror organization as well. Is it a coincidence that he was around when its brand new leader was slain? I think not.
I have a sneaking suspicion that both photographers were celebrating the day's festivities with the gang in the duration between this morning's story and this latest update. Good thing, too—otherwise, this immortal feat of Israeli policy would escape my notice completely.
I've rounded up some other pictures of this thankfully-former leader below the fold. Make note that some of the pictures are mildly graphic, so if you're averse to such things, be sure to skip this one.
Palestinian mourners carry the body of militant Mohammed Morai, 24, the leader of the Abu Ammar Brigades, in the West Bank town of Jenin, Tuesday, May 29, 2007. Israeli troops shot and killed the wanted gunman in the nearby village of Kufr al-Dan, the army said. Residents identified the man as the leader of a new militant group linked to the Fatah movement called the 'Yasser Arafat Brigades.' After the shooting, dozens of people paraded his body through the streets of the village, vowing revenge. (AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas)
Notice that Mohammed Ballas and Mohammed Torokman were both present at the press conference announcing this new terror organization as well. Is it a coincidence that he was around when its brand new leader was slain? I think not.
I have a sneaking suspicion that both photographers were celebrating the day's festivities with the gang in the duration between this morning's story and this latest update. Good thing, too—otherwise, this immortal feat of Israeli policy would escape my notice completely.
I've rounded up some other pictures of this thankfully-former leader below the fold. Make note that some of the pictures are mildly graphic, so if you're averse to such things, be sure to skip this one.
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Palestinians mourn over the body of Mohammed Maray, 20, a militant from al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, in the West Bank village of Kofr Dahn, near Jenin, May 29, 2007. Israeli troops killed two Palestinian militants in separate raids in the West Bank on Tuesday, Palestinian security officials and the Israeli army said. REUTERS/Mohamad Torokman (WEST BANK)
Palestinians carry the body of Mohammed Maray, 20, a militant from al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, in the West Bank village of Kofr Dahn, near Jenin, May 29, 2007. Israeli troops killed two Palestinian militants in separate raids in the West Bank on Tuesday, Palestinian security officials and the Israeli army said. REUTERS/Mohamad Torokman (WEST BANK)
For the record, let me entertain the alternate possibility that this man was summarily executed by the real Al-Aqsa Martyr's Brigade, who were probably not too keen on the new group's description of their former associates. Of course, any time someone is "whacked" in the "Palestinian" territories, there is always the option to blame the killing on "The Jews(tm)," so it's entirely possible that this future flowerbed was "offed" by an associate.
Either way, the result's the same:—Good riddance to bad rubbish!
The Show Goes On
Here's the second day of our ex-terrorist's funeral. Notice how the wires have suddenly "forgotten" about our new offshoot group?
Palestinians attend the funeral of Mohammed Maray in the West Bank village of Kofr Dahn, near Jenin, May 30, 2007. Maray, a militant from al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, an armed wing of President Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah movement, was killed in an Israeli military raid Tuesday. REUTERS/Mohamad Torokman (WEST BANK)
Palestinians carry the body of Mohammed Maray during his funeral in the West Bank village of Kofr Dahn, near Jenin, May 30, 2007. Maray, a militant from al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, an armed wing of President Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah movement, was killed in an Israeli military raid Tuesday. REUTERS/Mohamad Torokman (WEST BANK)
Palestinians attend the funeral of Mohammed Maray in the West Bank village of Kofr Dahn, near Jenin, May 30, 2007. Maray, a militant from al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, an armed wing of President Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah movement, was killed in an Israeli military raid Tuesday. REUTERS/Mohamad Torokman (WEST BANK)
Palestinians carry the body of Mohammed Maray as women grieve during his funeral in the West Bank village of Kofr Dahn, near Jenin, May 30, 2007. Maray, a militant from al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, an armed wing of President Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah movement, was killed in an Israeli military raid Tuesday. REUTERS/Mohamad Torokman (WEST BANK)
When Photographers Weep...
Our resident coward, Mohammed Ballas, has decided to join the party. He is, no doubt, deeply saddened by the passing of his comrade.
Palestinian mourners carry the body of militant Mohammed Morai, 24 years old, a local leader of a militant group linked to the Fatah movement during his funeral in the West Bank village of Kufr al-Dan, Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Israeli troops shot and killed Morai, a wanted gunman, in Kufr al-Dan on Tuesday, the army said. (AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas)
Palestinian mourners carry the body of militant Mohammed Morai, 24 years old, a local leader of a militant group linked to the Fatah movement during his funeral in the West Bank village of Kufr al-Dan, Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Israeli troops shot and killed Morai, a wanted gunman, in Kufr al-Dan on Tuesday, the army said.(AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas)
Palestinian mourners carry the body of militant Mohammed Morai, 24, bottom, the leader of a militant group linked to the Fatah movement during his funeral in the West Bank village of Kufr al-Dan, Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Israeli troops shot and killed Morai, a wanted gunman, in Kufr al-Dan on Tuesday, the army said.(AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas).
Palestinian mourners carry the body of militant Mohammed Morai, 24, a local leader of a militant group linked to the Fatah movement during his funeral in the West Bank village of Kufr Dan, Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Israeli troops shot and killed Morai, a wanted gunman, in Kufr Dan on Tuesday, the army said.(AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas)
Palestinian mourners carry the body of militant Mohammed Morai, 24, a local leader of a militant group linked to the Fatah movement during his funeral in the West Bank village of Kufr Dan, Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Israeli troops shot and killed Morai, a wanted gunman, in Kufr Dan on Tuesday, the army said.(AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas)
Palestinian women grieve during the funeral of militant Mohammed Morai, 24, a local leader of a militant group linked to the Fatah movement in the West Bank village of Kufr Dan, Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Israeli troops shot and killed Morai, a wanted gunman, in Kufr Dan on Tuesday, the army said.(AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas)
No Palestinian faux-funeral is complete without a handful of guns:
A Palestinian militant shoots in the air as mourners carry the body of militant Mohammed Morai, 24, a local leader of a militant group linked to the Fatah movement during his funeral in the West Bank village of Kufr al-Dan, Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Israeli troops shot and killed Morai, a wanted gunman, in Kufr al-Dan on Tuesday, the army said. (AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas)
Fact-Checking the AFP
Apparently, they don't have any editors manning the desks over at AFP right now. I'll do their job for them by pointing out that they seem to have mixed up the various terrorist factions who inhabit the area.
Palestinian mourners carry the body of a Hamas militant in Jenin. Two Hamas gunmen were killed in an Israeli air strike on the Gaza Strip as the government warned it would keep up attacks on militants to try to stamp out persistent rocket fire.(AFP/Saif Dahlah)
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Palestinian mourners react over the body of militant Mohammed Morai, 24, the leader of the Abu Ammar Brigades, in the West Bank town of Jenin, Tuesday, May 29, 2007. Israeli troops shot and killed the wanted gunman in the nearby village of Kufr al-Dan, the army said. Residents identified the man as the leader of a new militant group linked to the Fatah movement called the 'Yasser Arafat Brigades.' After the shooting, dozens of people paraded his body through the streets of the village, vowing revenge. (AP Photo/Mohammed Ballas)
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