Daily Dictator
It would appear that Bashar al-Assad, the darling of Nancy Pelosi, has graciously allowed himself to be re-elected to another 7-year term of dictatorship running the DNC's foreign policy. Here's to another 7 years of silly pictures of chinless ophthalmologists.
For the record, winning "97 percent" of the vote by cowing the populace via brutal violence does not make one the "elected leader" of anything, much less a nation worthy of being called "free."
Unless you happen to be a "favoured" member of the Socialist elite, in which case your praises will be sung by such widely diverse thinkers as "Red" Nancy Pelosi, Michael "Flabmeister" Moore, and Hugo "Killed the TV Star" Chavez.

The local population of public employees (hint to you DNC members: Public employees are employed by Assad) made an effort to celebrate the occasion. While it couldn't possibly live up to Cuba's half-century of practice at these faux-genuine celebrations, I'll be rounding up the pics below, so you can see the wonders of freedom for yourself.
For the record, winning "97 percent" of the vote by cowing the populace via brutal violence does not make one the "elected leader" of anything, much less a nation worthy of being called "free."
Unless you happen to be a "favoured" member of the Socialist elite, in which case your praises will be sung by such widely diverse thinkers as "Red" Nancy Pelosi, Michael "Flabmeister" Moore, and Hugo "Killed the TV Star" Chavez.

"This is a giant victory for chinlessness!"
The local population of public employees (hint to you DNC members: Public employees are employed by Assad) made an effort to celebrate the occasion. While it couldn't possibly live up to Cuba's half-century of practice at these faux-genuine celebrations, I'll be rounding up the pics below, so you can see the wonders of freedom for yourself.
A Free and Thoughtful Electorate
Would a citizenry not under compulsion feel the need to wear stylized Chinless(tm) t-shirts to the voting booth?
Syrian officers cast their ballots wearing t-shirts with the portrait of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad at a polling station in Damascus, 27 May 2007. Syria's President Bashar al-Assad has won a second seven-year mandate after netting 97 percent of the vote in a referendum boycotted by the opposition.(AFP/File/Hassan Ammar)
A Syrian woman casts her ballot wearing a t-shirt with the portrait of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad at a polling station in Damascus. The results of Syria's referendum to endorse a second term in office for Assad will be announced on Tuesday, a day later than expected.(AFP/Hassan Ammar)
Syrian clerics cast their ballots at a polling station in Damascus. Syrians were voting in a no-contest referendum to give Assad another seven years at the helm, in the face of an opposition boycott and a crackdown on dissidents.(AFP/Hassan Ammar)
I mean, I can't see what the problem is. They have a bulletproof method of preventing voting fraud:
A Syrian voter posts his voting form, stamped with blood on the green circle to vote 'yes', in a ballot box in Damascus Sunday May 27, 2007. Syrians are expected to elect President Bashar Assad to a second, seven-year term in a referendum Sunday that would further consolidate his autocratic rule. Assad is the sole candidate, but voters can either approve or reject a second term. Most of the nearly 13 million eligible voters are expected to support a second term for Assad. (AP Photo Bassem Tellawi).
"You may vote anything you'd like... So long as you vote 'Yes.'"
Of course, if you happen to be "independent" enough to voluntarily vote "No" to re-elect the little chinless guy, there's DNA evidence to track you down with.
I'm sure this is one method of "voting reform" that the Democratic Party would stand firmly behind.
In this next one, all I can say is, "Gee, I wonder how she voted?"
A woman votes in the Presidential referendum at the Syrian embassy in Amman May 27, 2007. Syrians went to the polls on Sunday to re-elect President Bashar al-Assad for a second term in a ballot for which he was the only candidate allowed to run. REUTERS/Muhammad Hamed (JORDAN)
And finally, the old "populist" gets to vote himself, to prove that the system is as free as he DEMANDS! it be. I'm sure he even had to stand in a loooooong line himself to get there, just like one of "De People."
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad casts his ballot in Damascus. Syrians were voting in a no-contest referendum to give Assad another seven years at the helm, in the face of an opposition boycott and a crackdown on dissidents.(AFP/Louai Beshara)
Let's Celebrate!
Here's the local (captive) population's reaction to the re-election of the Glorious Socialist Leader.
Syrian public employees celebrate the victory of President Bashar al-Assad in a referendum, in Damascus May 29, 2007. Syrian President al-Assad won 97.62 percent of the vote in a referendum that confirmed him for a second 7-year term, Interior Minister Bassam Abdel Majeed said on Tuesday. REUTERS / Khaled al-Hariri (SYRIA)
Syrian public employees celebrate the victory of President Bashar al-Assad in a referendum, in Damascus May 29, 2007. Syrian President al-Assad won 97.62 percent of the vote in a referendum that confirmed him for a second 7-year term, Interior Minister Bassam Abdel Majeed said on Tuesday. REUTERS / Khaled al-Hariri (SYRIA)
Syrian public employees celebrate the victory of President Bashar al-Assad in a referendum, in Damascus May 29, 2007. Syrian President al-Assad won 97.62 percent of the vote in a referendum that confirmed him for a second 7-year term, Interior Minister Bassam Abdel Majeed said on Tuesday. REUTERS / Khaled al-Hariri (SYRIA)
A banner hung across a street reads 'congratulations' to Syrian President Bashar Assad in Damascus Syria Tuesday May 29, 2007. Assad was re-elected for a second seven-year term in office after winning 97.62 percent of votes in a national referendum, Syrian Interior Minister Bassam Abdul-Majid announced Tuesday. Syrians voted in a referendum Sunday to endorse President Bashar Assad, the only candidate, for a second term.(AP Photo Bassem Tellawi).

