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Brilliant Observation

By Brian C. Ledbetter · Tuesday, January 9. 2007 14:06
... courtesy Ace:

There are only four sorts of people killed by US (or Israeli) strikes, according to AP and Reuters.

1) Children, which are military-aged men under 30 years old

2) The elderly, who are military-aged men over 30 years old

3) Women, who are military-aged men who do not have moustaches or beards

4) "Newlyweds," who are military-aged men killed in the compromising position of participating in a Men's Doubles Aerobic Dance Competition

Ace forgot to list one, however: Reporters! (c'mon Ace, you're slipping! That was one of your stories!)

It should also be noted that three of these five categories are also the most negatively affected by Republican rule, at least according to our Soviet Masters in the Press... Coincidence? I think not!

Thanks for your brilliance, Ace! Please take a bow!
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