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Strangely enough, the Obasmic American media seems to be completely silent on this rather significant news event:
Gee, what disease could those symptoms possibly be describing?
Hint: It's probably not awesomeitis.
In an election year, when one of the candidates for the Presidency has expressed his intent to enter discussions with a terrorist nation, don't you think the curious actions of said nation would be.... somewhat newsworthy?
(Thanks to Flopping Aces.)
A tense standoff has developed in waters off Somalia over an Iranian merchant ship laden with a mysterious cargo that was hijacked by pirates. Somali pirates suffered skin burns, lost hair and fell gravely ill “within days” of boarding the MV Iran Deyanat. Some of them died.
Gee, what disease could those symptoms possibly be describing?
Hint: It's probably not awesomeitis.
In an election year, when one of the candidates for the Presidency has expressed his intent to enter discussions with a terrorist nation, don't you think the curious actions of said nation would be.... somewhat newsworthy?
(Thanks to Flopping Aces.)
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