'Us White Folk Will Take Care Of You.'
Whoopi Goldberg fears becoming a slave again (like, she was ever one in the first place).
But fear not, Whoopi! Kind, unprejudiced, white liberals like Barbara Walters will take care of you! Why, they'll provide all the grits, collards and chicken you want, and they'll pay you a fair day's wage for all your hard cotton-picking plantation work!
But, bigoted, southern, white folk like myself won't. I'm too busy clinging to my guns & blogs to own slaves. And what Republican wants to deal with all that ACLU crap anyways? I'll pick my own damn cotton!
NewsBusters has the transcript of McCain demanding the re-institution of slavery while Whoopi shivers with fear that her past nightmares may again become a reality.
(Brian - Me en Bubbas goin' squirrel shootin' later, so I mightn't not be bloggin' fo a while, jus so you knows.)
But fear not, Whoopi! Kind, unprejudiced, white liberals like Barbara Walters will take care of you! Why, they'll provide all the grits, collards and chicken you want, and they'll pay you a fair day's wage for all your hard cotton-picking plantation work!
But, bigoted, southern, white folk like myself won't. I'm too busy clinging to my guns & blogs to own slaves. And what Republican wants to deal with all that ACLU crap anyways? I'll pick my own damn cotton!
NewsBusters has the transcript of McCain demanding the re-institution of slavery while Whoopi shivers with fear that her past nightmares may again become a reality.
(Brian - Me en Bubbas goin' squirrel shootin' later, so I mightn't not be bloggin' fo a while, jus so you knows.)
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