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Gerry Connolly's Fairfax County

A man was arrested in Annandale for assaulting a 1-year-old child yesterday.

That's okay, though. Gerry Connolly and the rest of the Fairfax County Board of Supervisors won't even bother to consider that Mr. Castellon is anything less than a truly multi-cultural denizen of our esteemed County of Blight:

George Washington is the past. Could this be our future?
A 25-year-old Fairfax man is in custody for allegedly sexually assaulting a 1-year-old infant after her christening party at the Annandale Boys and Girls Club.

On the early morning of Sunday, July 27, the victim's family were cleaning the party room, when a stranger to the family, Juan Miguel Sejas Castellon, allegedly picked up the infant and assaulted her.

Castellon was "at the party, but was unknown to the family," said police spokeswoman Shelly Broderick.

The crying child was taken from Castellon's hands by her mother, who later found undisclosed injuries on her body. The child was treated at Inova Fairfax Hospital.

Castellon, of 3894 Bradwater Drive, was later charged with one count of animate object penetration and one count of abducting an infant child with intent to defile.


No word from the Fairfax Times on Mr. Castellon's immigration status. One imagines that he's a member of the genetically pure race known as a "Native" American. (Pronounced: "Illegal Immigrant.")

In the twisted race-baiter's definition of the term, that is.

Welcome to Gerry Connolly's America.
 
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Cletus on 2008-07-28 16:32 #1
*put the scumbag to death
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Cletus on 2008-07-28 17:34 #2
*better yet let ME put him to death

I'll do it nice and slow like

teach him what "animate object penetration" feels like

straight up the urethra, bitch
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DMartyr on 2008-07-29 14:25 #3
*What a sicko. Just stick him in general population.

One thing you gotta admire about criminals in prison - they don't like child molesters. Once they find out what he did, they might put Cletus's lesson to work.
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