Holy Shutter Speed, Batman!

By Brian C. Ledbetter · Monday, July 21. 2008 14:45

Did AFP stringer Wathiq Khuzaie manage to snap a portrait of Barack Obama's spirit guide?

How pure it is.

No wonder they call him a lightworker.

NEWSFLASH: In a world exclusive, I am pleased to announce that after using advanced spectral imagery on this Reuters photograph, I've managed to capture John McCain's nefarious spirit guide on film.

Conclusive.

I'm trying to get Star Wymynspyryt on the phone right now to get this earth-shattering update out to the press.

(Yep:—That oughtta get the moonbats all riled up for the day.)

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Cletus on 2008-07-21 17:46 #1

lolz @ the McCain pic
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