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Unindicted Marketing Campaigns

When I read that an unindicted conspirator in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing was kicking off a marketing campaign for Islam on the New York Subway System this morning, my gears started spinning.

Then, after kick-starting them with a half-gallon's worth of caffeine, I finally came up with something:—Maybe we can help him come up with some good ideas for his campaign! Here, allow me to start things off with my own humble submission of what I think an Unindicted Terrorist's marketing campaign might look like:

BELIEVE IT IS OR YOU ARE A HATEFUL INFIDE... HATEMONGER!!!!!!


Can you help the unindicted conspirator come up with more marketing material? Feel free to share your photoshop creations down yonder—If you have trouble figuring out how it works, just drop me a note.

Update: Word has it that the brothers TNOYF (okay, so they're not really "brothers") are working on their own contribution to this campaign. Until I can get ahold of their submission, I'll leave you with the second ad in my own personal ISLAM IS PEACE!!!!!! campaign:

Coming soon to a city near you? YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT!!!
 

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Kevin on 2008-07-21 21:27 #1
*http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/blogagog/eh.jpg
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Gordon on 2008-07-22 08:25 #2
*http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/snapped_islam.jpg
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TS on 2008-07-22 10:10 #3
*haha, yeah, for real. Those ads are more like it.
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JAC on 2008-07-22 12:52 #4
*IF WE DONT STOP ISLAM THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WILL BE WEARING A BOURKA SOON AND THE LIBERALS WILL CHOSE THE COLOR OF IT
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Cl on 2008-07-22 17:36 #5
*Hey Brian, you got yet another mention over at Jihadwatch:

http://www.jihadwatch.org/archives/021898.php
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Cletus on 2008-07-22 22:39 #6
*hey Brian I just noticed that the second pic you posted here is a subway from Toronto (my turf, yo)
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Darren on 2008-07-24 23:11 #7
*When we heard of this ad campaign we did a search on YouTube for Siraj Wahhaj the terrorist and his group called the Islamic Circle of North America. Everyone should check his videos out and then flag them for removal. (YouTube Smackdown).
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