Ahh, Diversity: State Department's 2009 Churches of America Calendar [BUMPED]
Bumped/Updated
As of right now (10PM in the Eastern time zone), the web offering for "Mosques of America" has been pulled, instead sending readers to the following page:
What? Do youcretins"public servants" over in the State Department get all nervous when We, The People actually notice what you're up to?
By the People, for thePeopleMuslims, indeed.
Update 17 Jul: Thanks to the ever-vigilant Mr. Robert Spencer for getting a screencap of the site before it was yanked!
As of this morning, Barry Lynn's group of Christian-hating communists is still shockingly silent on this issue. My surprise-ometer? Let's just say it ain't "pegged."
Get yours now, as they're only available in a limited run before Christmas.
Yes, it's officially printed by order of the State Department, on the taxpayer dime.
But as you've probably guessed, some of the details I'm mentioning here are adjusted, ever so slightly.
In celebration of Christmas, Global Publishing Solutions (GPS) is offering a limited edition of the 2009 Churches in America Wall Calendar. This 12-month calendar is perfect for Christian outreach efforts, as well as office and event giveaways.
Barry Lynn, infamous and oft-derided Church-State separator? Missing in action, just as expected.
(h/t mikey_hates_everything—I know the feeling, incidentally.)
Update: Ron of Isophorone Blog suggests that we use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Adobe Photoshop™ to come up with our own official State Department calendars. Collect 'em, trade 'em—I'm firing up my handy-dandy copy of Photoshop as we speak.
Update: "Muslim Murderers*" in America. You know you want to pick a copy up today!

Limited edition, yo.
Other ideas? We could always take the serious approach, of course, and postulate what a publication printed by the U.S. government with the intent of proselytizing to Christians would look like. Or any other (non-PROTECTED) religion, for that matter.
I'll leave it to you, the reader to decide where this bit goes next.
Update: With thanks to DhimmiWatch reader StillBreathing for the inspiration:

Outreach.
* [Editor's note for the lawyerly types:—The persons depicted in this hypothetical calendar are arrested, accused of murder via honor killings, but are not yet convicted at the present time. As such, it should be pointed out that the pictured individuals are alleged murderers. They are, however, definitely Muslims.]
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