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My Free Four Words - AP Style

By captainfish · Thursday, June 19. 2008 01:59
From an (cr)AP article, comes this bit of news...

[...] Israel [...] militants [...] attacks [...] blockade ...


Hmm, dang, that didn't come out right. Let me try again...

Gaza militants [...] bruising [...] people ...


Shoot. Nope. That ain't it.

Intense [...] air [...] underscored [...] navy...


Dang it!! I can't seem to get this right. Ok, one more time...

Gaza [...] pulls [...] out [...] Gaza...


[...] militants [...] raid [...] snapped [...] shot...


THAT'S IT!! Yeah, that one got the gist of the article perfectly. I am so glad I can use up to four words now free of charge. I can now perfectly express what the writers of this (cr)AP article were intent on saying and sharing with us their readers. So, AMY TEIBEL, how does it feel to be quoted saying these things? And did you really see militants raid SnappedShot central?
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Here is what a handful of random people think about this article. But first, the fine print:
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Skul on 2008-06-19 03:17 #1
*OK, I'm trying my best to get this right. If Gaza pulls out, Isreal doesn't get pregnant. Right??
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DMartyr on 2008-06-19 06:26 #2
*Associated Press [...] sucks [...] big...
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captainfish on 2008-06-19 10:29 #3
*Skul,
No, but there is still a chance for disease. The area where the owners of that Gaza penetrated how now become infested with all sort of creepy crawlies. Only a nice "fumigation" and intense treatment plan will cure what ails that place.
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