Snapped Shot

A Denver man claims he has video proof of aliens visiting earth. Joining the minute number of only one billion or so nutters who have actually claimed contact with space aliens, Jeff Peckman provided video proof of alien existence. Sort of. Okay, he didn't provide [ed self-censor: "ca-ca"] other than a grainy, inconclusive video I could have made with a cheap video phone and a rubber mask. And why wouldn't we believe a man who refuses to release the footage?

The guys over at The Spoof seem to have evidence of a hoax:

"Firstly in the bottom of the right hand corner there is a faint inscriptions which appears to say 'eBaumsworld'. We also noted a striking similarity between the long, featureless face of the 'creature' and the face of Sarah Jessica Parker. We think it might be an unused outtake from the Sex and the City movie..."

In real world news, I, DMartyr, will be releasing video footage this weekend of an alien life form peeking through a window at Barack Hussein "No Middle Name" Obama during his Muslim prayers.

Look for it on Fox.

Thank you for coming to class today. Today, we are going to discuss the proper, or rather the improper, use of file photos. As you know, file photos are shots that are used to generally display the topic of your article. For example, if one were to talk of whales and cite a recent research showing their grissly death due to global warming, you could find a file photo of a nice happy whale swimming in the sea. You have to make sure that the whale is of the same species that your article is referring to. And, preferably, in the same body of water or region.

So, for our first real example, I give you this webpage. Now, in case Ma'an News decides to correct their mistake, I have created a screen capture of the offending webpage and post it here.



Now, notice that the story talks of an bombing by an failure of a palestinian homicide bomber. Actually, in this case, we can accurately call this person a SUICIDE bomber because when he blew up his vehicle that was LOADED with explosives, he only managed to kill himself. Tack one up for the useful idiots.


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With much reverence to Brian's (eerie) fascination with foreign dictators, I just had to include these as part of a new theme that I think I might want to work on. Depending on who wins the election, we might just have our own dictator-president. And, I would like to thank Sweetness-n-Light in presenting these pics to me so that I can have fun with them.

So, without much further fanfare, I bring you.....


OOOooouwwwwwuuuuuu!!
Yeah. I know. Kind of makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it? Looks like she is dosing again.

Check out this pick of her. But I warn you. What you may see may not be kind to your health.

This is what happens when one drinks too much. Why are we seeing so many photos of her always drinking alcohol? I got nothing against someone who drinks....... but should a candidate for president always have liquor in hand? What does this say about how they will rule the world? If the campaign is driving her to drink (again), then how will she handle the presidency. Every man who has entered office has had his hair greyed significantly over his term(s).

Head on over to S&L to see all the pics that is (not) fit to print.

I'm going to be tied up in settlement all day, so I'll leave you with Mahmoud and his imaginary friend. It's not like I was going to be more entertaining than them, anyway.

Is it now the official position of the Fairfax County government that illegal aliens are more welcome than the U.S. Military? Sure seems that way:

This week, the Fairfax County School Board threatened to sue the Army.

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This is pretty petty to start with. Although the County projects that next year’s school population growth of 3,541 (not all of which is due to the base realignment) will require “an additional $22 million in spending and 358 new positions,” the overall impact on the County’s economy will clearly be positive:

* Over 20,000 jobs (net) will be moved into the county.
* 6.2 million square feet of office space will be built in the county.
* $3.8 billion will be spent on construction within the county, supporting nearly 8500 employees per year over 5 years.

That kind of economic stimulus is why counties are usually upset when their bases are closed, not when a base moves in.

Ok, I understand that Fairfax County is just trying to shake down the Federal Government for as much money as it can get. That’s ugly, but hardly unprecedented. But they need to understand how bad it looks when they welcome illegal immigrants with open arms, but give the cold shoulder to the Army.

Considering how much of this County's economy depends on the U.S. Military, the Board is definitely beginning to tread in dangerous waters. As I look out my window here in McLean, I can see two dozen other companies that are working on DOD projects as we speak. These companies are, thanks to the tax and spend policies of the Board, already paying through the nose for the supposed convenience of our locality. Does the Board really think that piling on more taxes (via litigation) is going to encourage these companies to stay?

Those of us who are reality-minded know better.

Be sure to hop over and read the full article, which is full of plenty of juicy details. Greg over at BVBL has more excellent commentary as well.

In other news, over in Gerry Connolly's Town of Vienna, we have yet another instance of warm, comforting cultural diversity, sanctioned and supported by the Fairfax County Board of Supervisors: Continue reading »

A love letter from the lovely Islamic paradise that is Karachi, posted in response to Geert Wilders' Fitna:

No religion has any right to criticize other's religion, it is ethically wrong.
those who does so are real COWARDS....if you wanna fight with muslims, come to the ground instead of taking such silly steps like releasing idotic and nonsense movie....if you have the courage, come in front to fight muslims. If everyone in the world is behind muslims this is because they know how powerful we muslims are....and these cowards are afraid of fighting us openly.....

May Allah show you the right path of life
Ameen

Call for jihad much, Ameen? (I guess "Sara" is the name you use when you clock in for Dell tech support, huh?)

Now DMartyr knows that it's ethically wrong to criticize other's religion. I guess that's going to put a crimp on the posting around here for a while...