John LeBoutillier is one of them. I also doubt that Barack Obama will ever become Presidentâafter all, we all know someone else is really pulling the DNC strings to get that job:
Presidential material?
I don't know if John got it completely right, though. The Nutroots seem to have neverending support for the Clintons, and I haven't seen any evidence of there being any "moderate" Leftists in years. If you are one, and I missed ya, my apologies. Be sure to sound off in the comments so we won't miss you on the next Moderate Leftist Census, scheduled to happen again in 10 years!
For immediate disclosure, let me get this out of the way quickly and say that the answer is, "Because I could."
With that out of the way, I'm happy to announce that Snapped Shot is now accessible on WAP devices. Almost. It works pretty well in Deck-It, a WAP/WML test suite, but for some reason my Motorola V550 isn't liking things. I bet might possibly be why the standard has been all but abandoned at this point! If you are one of the poor unfortunates (much like me) who have an older cell phone that can't display "regular" websites, point it over here, and you should be automagically redirected to the cell-phone-friendly version, so you can keep up with the headlines here when you're nowhere near a computer!
(Of course, the real reason I did this is so I can keep up with the website while I'm not at a computer, but hey, if I can do it, you're welcome to, too! Eventually, the website should be completely usable in read-only form, since it may be a bit too tricky to support comment posting from cell phones.)
The weblog software hasn't been very forgiving, and as a result, only headlines/links really work at present, but when I finish figuring out what's wrong with my patches, the full article text and comments should be readable on the phone as well. Sorry, thoughâto conserve bandwidth, there won't be any graphics.
It feels good to enter the brave new world of 2000. With as much effort as it took to get here, no wonder there aren't any other blogs here! (And I did try just about all of themâmine is the only WAP-compliant website I could find in my favorites! Woot!)
(Okay, so the new title's a bit of a stretch, considering ol' Lurch is a sitting Senator and Mr. Webb is not, but hey, a guy's gotta try something for wittiness over here, doesn't he?) John Kerry has some interestingthoughtsonour distinguished military.
It'll be interesting to see how his "people" spin his remarks, indeed.
Update: Michelle says so, so like the obedient mindless conservative zombie robot apparatchik I am, I obey. GRR, BRAINS!
Update again: HAHAHAHAHA! Senator Umbrage has a rather testy response to us "right-wing nut-jobs." Can't stand being hit where it hurts, huh?
Update x3: I'm going to have this edit page handy for Lurch's press conference. I'm sure it's going to be solid-gold foot-eating, as usual! Until then, enjoy this latest fright, brought to us by FreeRepublic's Registered:
Scaled down for your protection. Click on image to save the fully-frightening version!
Ah, that's better. Now MSNBC is flacking for Lurch. Save your breath, guysâhe's dug himself this hole, and we're intent on making sure he stays in it!
Update x5: We've got some more TV-enabled bloggers live-blogging this event, and video will be forthcoming soon. Can't wait to dissect this latest flip-flop!
Typical Massachussetts voter.
Charles says, "Kerry thinks heâs doing the right thing by being so confrontational, after his weak response to the Swift Boat controversy. But this press conference was a complete disaster. He could have defused the whole thing by simply saying he was sorry to the troops for any misunderstanding, or some such political palliative. Instead, he went all the way angry. Say goodnight to your political future, Flipper." I disagreeâvoters in Massachussetts (I won't use the New Hampshireite pejorative to describe them, but hopefully you know what it is) will reëlect Kerry until the cows come home.
Well, maybe Charles only meant his future beyond that Commonwealth is limited, which would be a fairly accurate suppositionâexcept for the 25% of American voters that align themselves with the aforementioned group of dirty, elitist snobsSocial Activists.
John Kerry's clarityâ"clear" as in "mud."
Update x(I lost count): HotAir has the video! I love how he starts by making things "crystal clear," and then immediately NOT apologizing for anything. After all, George W. Bush and the international ZIONIST conspiracy obviously have all of the blame!
In light of the brouhaha surrounding the Aussie"rape"sheikh, it's interesting to see The Australian report about a long-running spate of rape attacks and other assaults around Brisbane. What makes the report so interesting, as usual, is that they leave out any details that might be useful, such as the ethnicity, background, height, et. cetera. of the suspected perpetrator(s). Or, dare I say, the religious affiliation? After all, there is a certain group in Australia that seems to have an extreme predilection towards rape.
Typical in-depth reporting!
Hint to Australians: If you want your women-folk to "feel" safe, defend them! This means (a) dealing harsh justice to the perps, and (b) giving them the ability to defend themselves without fearâwhether via guns or other lethal weaponryâand without fear of being prosecuted for defending their lives and their livelihood against thuggery. (More often than not, the perp deserves to be removed from the species in any case, does he not? By which I mean, the recidivism rate of sexual predators is somewhere in the general neighborhood of 100%.)
If you can't trust your own citizens with lethal weapons, why do you expect those alien to your culture to respect you?
To my esteemed readers: Why don't you take a moment to sound off and tell The Australian who you think is responsible for this rape epidemic, since they can't be bothered to describe the perps by themselves. The comment link, as usual, is below!
There are reports coming out that Pakistan has struck a madrassa in one of the Taleban-dominated tribal areas, and supposedly, a local al-Qaeda leader was killed in the strike, along with 80 other savages peace-loving Jew-haters.
Gonna be a busy day in Paradise, if this keeps up. Those dead terrorists are probably begging for mere Virginians, as the punishment they'll be receiving is sure to be far worse.
Update: The Blotter is reporting that Ayman al-Zawahiri was the principal target in this attack, but we don't have any word on whether or not he "got gacked." I'm hoping for the affirmative, as always!
... to see liberals from northeastern states try to dodge the mess they've created in their home turf, without it even occuring to them that the mess is entirely of their own creationâin other words, one that's brought about by their "progressive" voting patterns.
As a lifelong Virginian and current resident of the northern parts of the Commonwealth"Lower" New York, I'm always apalled to meet people who come here because there are plenty of jobs here (I can assure you, this is not an accident), and then proceed to vote for the same communists they elected up north, which in my opinion will hasten our descent into moronic policies.
God save the Old DominionâWe need all the help we can get!
Yep, I'm infringing her "human rights" by publishing this picture, too!
Apparently, the police in Kinsington, England, are forbidden from publishing CCTV photographs of a con artist becauseâthis is richâposting photographs of her in shops around the area would be a violation of her human rights.
How d'ya figure? Maybe because she's pretending to be a wealthy woman from Dubai, and to post photographs of such an assumed (Muslim) personality would imply that we're forbidden from showing her photograph around?
Or does it "prejudice" the local merchants against an obvious con artist, thus depriving her of her livelihood?
It's cute that the ever-helpful police went so far to tell the jewellers targeted by this woman that they should detain the con girl themselves! Talk about an excellent use of the public treasury!
Police have still not collected the CCTV footage from Ms Kurtenbach, but she was advised by a Pc over the phone to try to hold the woman herself, dial 999 and wait for officers to arrive.
I'm amazed that England even bothers to exist any longer. The P.C. goons are definitely doing their best to erase every last vestige of Anglican culture from it...
I feel like going after pro-Hezbullah propaganda on YouTube today. As usual, if you think I've included anything by mistake, or have other videos that you think should be here, be sure to drop a note in the comments section below!
Now here is someone Hezbullah should be afraid of!
Rumor has it that the Yisrael Beiteinu party, a conservative party that adamantly opposes the appeasement of terrorist regimes, has been brought into the Israeli government. If this trend continues, and I do hope it continues, terrorist regimes throughout the region will have a genuine reason to be afraid.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: If Europe doesn't wake up soon, it'll be lost forever.
It does seem that someone at the Telegraph might be getting a clue, but I'm not getting my hopes up yet. The forces of political correctness are far too strong to be defeated yet... (h/t Little Bulldogs)
I don't know if John got it completely right, though. The Nutroots seem to have neverending support for the Clintons, and I haven't seen any evidence of there being any "moderate" Leftists in years. If you are one, and I missed ya, my apologies. Be sure to sound off in the comments so we won't miss you on the next Moderate Leftist Census, scheduled to happen again in 10 years! 
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