Rage Boy Photoshop Contest: The Results Are In!
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In Patrick French's article in the Daily Mail (UK), which we discussed earlier, a series of Rage Boy photoshops (originally from here) was presented to Shakheel Bhat. I've decided to archive them here, so you can see permanently the things which anger Rage Boy so much.
The Winner
My congratulations are due to Scott, who has been awarded the title of Most Offensive Photoshop by Rage Boy himself. Scott, be sure to leave a note in the comments below, and claim the glory that is due your title!
"Shakeel stopped on an image of his face superimposed on a pig."
#88 Scott on 2007-07-04 22:56
#88 Scott on 2007-07-04 22:56
The rest can be found following the break. For full context, here is the original passage from Patrick's article:
Since he is unable to read properly, I had presumed that Shakeel would have a limited idea of the extent of his internet fame. But he showed me a pair of folders.
Some friends had trawled through different sites and printed off computer-altered pictures of him.
Shakeel leafed through the pages: Islamic Rage Boy on clothes, being force-fed a pork chop, as a vampire, as a beer bottle, as a woman in a bikini, as 'Jihady Idol', as 'Adolf Mohammed Rage Boy', distended and jabbing his finger at a photographer above a quote from Christopher Hitchens: "It's impossible to satisfy Rage Boy and his ilk. It's stupid to try."
One picture showed what looked like an American preacher holding a microphone while wearing a Rage Boy baseball cap. Shakeel stopped on an image of his face superimposed on a pig.
He looked profoundly shocked and upset by this picture. What did he feel?
"I surely get hurt when I see these pictures," he said. "This is terrorism for me. The people who do this are showing their own culture, so why do they tell us that we are uncivilised?'
Honourable Mentions
Here are the runners-up in our impromptu Enraging Rage Boy contest.
[Vampire picture pending—I haven't determined which one Patrick's talking about yet. Is it this one? 'Cuz that's pretty clearly a "werewolf."]
Congratulations to Snapped Shot friend Bydio (always the international provocateur!) for making the list of finalists with this next one. Mr. French seems to be a little bit out of touch with his American popular culture, as Rage Boy is clearly one of the three Budweiser Frogs, not a "beer bottle."
Irony alert: The following "woman in a bikini" photoshop was a parody of a well known hoax perpetrated against Michelle Malkin.
"... as 'Jihady Idol'..."
#107 NewCrusader on 2007-07-26 19:01
#107 NewCrusader on 2007-07-26 19:01
My hat's off to Lance, who was responsible for two runners-up!
I'm proud to say that one of my own photoshops appears to have made the list—With it becoming readily apparent that Mr. Patrick "Tolerance and Compassion" French was unable to identify chief Palestinian thugocrat Mahmoud "Abu Mazen" Abbas.
"... what looked like an American preacher holding a microphone while wearing a Rage Boy baseball cap..."
Brian on 20 July 2007
Brian on 20 July 2007
My hat's off to all of you who have succeeded in Enraging Rage Boy! Keep up the great work, y'all!
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Porn, who's watching?
The Islamic World’s Dirty Little Secret: They’re The World Champions When It Comes To Surfing Porn (KXnet.com) Despite all their protestations of piety and clean living as well as their condemnation of anything they deem to be “UnIslamic” it seems