Snapped Shot: Always Pwning Jihadis
Now Taking Orders
If our little Jihadi website doesn't catch on soon, I'm going to start rotating your suggestions through their little world. In order to do that, I need to hear from you, so if you have any ideas, be sure to send 'em in!
Act now, while supplies last!
Ha! Looks like another hotlinkin' fool got what he deserved.
Hey, come back here with my bandwidth!
So, upon reviewing my access logs, imagine my delight to discover that someone's been swiping my bandwidth? Some website called "SwaraMuslim" has written a bunch of stuff that is in a language I can't identify offhand. [Ed.:—Someone smarter than myself wrote to inform me that this is Indonesian. Which explains why Babelfish can't do anything with it.]
Now, I'm not all that smart, but from what I can glean from this article, it would appear that they're saying that Norm Podhoretz is trying to convince George W. "Chimpy McHalliburton" Bush to bomb Iran, and that the People's Islamic Army would crush us, naturally.
In fact, upon closer inspection, am I seeing what I think this is? It would appear to be a translation of a Seymour Hersh article!
Pwn, Pwned, Pwn-dizzled!
Anyone who quotes Hersh is jonesing for it.
Here's what it looked like before, with the pilfered image embedded in some kind of scrolling animation halfway down the page (this image):
And here's what it looks like now (that image). I sure hope they like my surprise!
Hey y'all over at SwaraMuslim.net? Consider this an object lesson on the evils of hotlinking for ya.
Update: 3-Oct-2007 08:08 EST: Morning, all! Looks like the graphic is still up on their website—Nice!
Update: 13:03 EST: I've been in meetings all morning, but it would seem that our graphic is still on the website. Jose, I think you're right:—It's time for a little bit of "change." (Stay tuned: I'll have more on that shortly.)
Wow, the Weekly Standard? Now that's cool! (Be sure to check back in a little bit, guys. There might be a "sequel" shortly.)
Update: 13:38 EST: This is what I've come up with for now. Thanks to Rooster for the photo-chop. Hopefully, it's as entertaining as the first one, but you know, if it's not—I'm always open to suggestions. Other than Goatse, Tubgirl, or Lemonparty, that is.
Here's what the site looks like now:
(Not sure what happened, but the website was down for a little bit. Don't worry, we're not pwned.)
Now, what's this I hear about y'all not liking my second attempt? Maybe this one would be better?
(Don't forget to send in your ideas, or post them down in the comments section. I'm always open to better ideas!)
Update: At 17:24 EST, the site is still showing our graphic. If you have any ideas, send 'em for me—that space will be available for "rent" soon (for $0, of course).
Update: Still going strong at 18:40 EST. What the heck, I don't think I can be any more clear than this one (hope it's to your liking, Madge!):
I'm loving the reader suggestions down in the comments section, btw! If these guys don't clue in soon, I'll be putting your pics in rotation!
Update: It's still up on 4 Oct, so I'm going to start rotating in your suggestions. First up, this little gem, courtesy of reader sickboy:
Update: Looks like they're not paying attention. Here is a real beaut, courtesy of Ed Gruberman:
Update: Ack! Credit for that last one should have gone to DJM. My apologies for that WebSense-related mixup, DJM! Please accept the following pwn as my token of apology for my grave mistake (and thanks to all of you who suggested the Mohammed cartoons for this one!):
Hey, look! It's Nasrallah-Bib-Guy!
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And here's what it looks like now (that image). I sure hope they like my surprise!
These are the rules: Learn 'em and live 'em.
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Hey y'all over at SwaraMuslim.net? Consider this an object lesson on the evils of hotlinking for ya.
Update: 3-Oct-2007 08:08 EST: Morning, all! Looks like the graphic is still up on their website—Nice!
Update: 13:03 EST: I've been in meetings all morning, but it would seem that our graphic is still on the website. Jose, I think you're right:—It's time for a little bit of "change." (Stay tuned: I'll have more on that shortly.)
Wow, the Weekly Standard? Now that's cool! (Be sure to check back in a little bit, guys. There might be a "sequel" shortly.)
Update: 13:38 EST: This is what I've come up with for now. Thanks to Rooster for the photo-chop. Hopefully, it's as entertaining as the first one, but you know, if it's not—I'm always open to suggestions. Other than Goatse, Tubgirl, or Lemonparty, that is.
Here's what the site looks like now:
Subtlety is novelty.
(Not sure what happened, but the website was down for a little bit. Don't worry, we're not pwned.)
Now, what's this I hear about y'all not liking my second attempt? Maybe this one would be better?
Can you hear us now?
(Don't forget to send in your ideas, or post them down in the comments section. I'm always open to better ideas!)
Update: At 17:24 EST, the site is still showing our graphic. If you have any ideas, send 'em for me—that space will be available for "rent" soon (for $0, of course).
Update: Still going strong at 18:40 EST. What the heck, I don't think I can be any more clear than this one (hope it's to your liking, Madge!):
"I want YOU... to stop being morons!"
I'm loving the reader suggestions down in the comments section, btw! If these guys don't clue in soon, I'll be putting your pics in rotation!
Update: It's still up on 4 Oct, so I'm going to start rotating in your suggestions. First up, this little gem, courtesy of reader sickboy:
This is a touching story... of a man, and his fatwa.
Update: Looks like they're not paying attention. Here is a real beaut, courtesy of Ed Gruberman:
When in doubt, bring in the muscle. Oh, and never forget the free advertising.
Update: Ack! Credit for that last one should have gone to DJM. My apologies for that WebSense-related mixup, DJM! Please accept the following pwn as my token of apology for my grave mistake (and thanks to all of you who suggested the Mohammed cartoons for this one!):
"A Crusade a day keeps the savages away."
LOLOLOLOLOLOL! 
