The Joys of Fanmail
I love getting fan letters like this:
That's right, Charm—I'm a member in good standing in the Vast Zionist Bushitler Conspiracy. And I definitely can't wait to nuuuuuke Iran.
Update: The saga continues. Fresh in from my inbox is a very detailed letter of admiration, from a reader in sunny Minnesota:
Thanks for the kudos, Max! Be sure to keep on reading!
From: Charm"Brian, you're just soooo unfair!"
This is all fine and dandy, critiquing the media and keeping them fair and honest. But why give the U.S. and Bush & Co. a pass on illegally invading and destroying another country?
If you really want to keep all media fair, why not critique the outlets that allowed and even encouraged this entire sham of a foreign policy?
Maybe because you're actually a closet Rightist masquerading as a "fair and balanced" media critic? That's the only logical explanation I can come up with. Funny, Bill O'Reilly takes a similar stance.
If you can point me in the direction of some items that contradict what I've said above, by all means please do.
That's right, Charm—I'm a member in good standing in the Vast Zionist Bushitler Conspiracy. And I definitely can't wait to nuuuuuke Iran.
Update: The saga continues. Fresh in from my inbox is a very detailed letter of admiration, from a reader in sunny Minnesota:
From: max korn
You suck.
Thanks for the kudos, Max! Be sure to keep on reading!
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