Hezbullah Goes to N00b Camp

This game's graphics rock 1995 out the wazoo.
It seems that Hezbullah, much like their allies in Iran, are having such a hard time "pwning n00bs" in real life, that they are resorting to winning "divine" victories in the "virtual" world.
Hey, a "virtual" victory in a "virtual" world is still real, even if it isn't real, right?
Exit question: If a jihadi wins in a fantasy world, does he get fantasy virgins?
Or is he consigned to the same fate as "pro gamers" with "mad micro" in the Western world?
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